There's so much to learn. And as we watch you strut around naked, chest-bumping and play fighting with your gym buddies, we have to ask: Why go to the trouble of complicating things by falling in love with a straight guy, when there are hundreds of blokes just like you down the local gay bar? That fraying free T-shirt you got for completing a 10K inyour mangy old university hockey top, baggy shorts that have never known the love of a good washing machine —yes, we can smell them btw — and red rugby socks why always the red rugby socks, where do you find them?! Boy, we see you. By Dr Nick Knight 14 Sep
Scared to sit in the sauna in case our hand creeps over to your knee?
If so, the GQ Doctor thinks he might have the answer