He got so excited his first day on the Job he jumped on his whistle and blew his horse. Because at 69 they blow a rod. Fudge him real hard. Because he was caught with a foot in his mouth. Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
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50 Dirty Jokes That Are Totally Inappropriate But Also Hilarious
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